Spare us, please! My publisher--that would be HarperCollins--just sent me a memo to remind me to help promote Brooke Shields' latest tome, a children's book, entitled Welcome to Your World, Baby! As if! Gag! Gag! Gag! I think I'll just toddle over to the basin and throw up, or slit my wrists. I'm sorry. I'm sure it's just something in my makeup that prevents me from seeing the...the...the uniqueness of celebrity books, but they just don't do it for me. I don't often comment in the negative on books, but celebrity books touch a special nerve. No, thank you, Ms. Shields. No, thank you, HarperCollins.